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  2. icecreamhelicopter:

    malcolm in the middle was the realest show

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  3. nsfwillliam:

    subconsciouswander:

    My hero

    how does he do it

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  4. rustboro-city:

    svviggle:

    kastortheunlockable:

    stunningpicture:

    My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher

    The american public education system in a nutshell tho

    My third grade teacher actually had a conversation with my mom that I was reading to well and told her to stop having me read at home

    My first grade teacher said that it was problematic that I was reading ahead of the rest of the kids in my grade and asked my parents to stop letting me read Harry Potter.

    My fourth grade teacher thought it was wrong for my dad to be teaching me complex math because it fascinated me.

    My elementary school music teacher hated the way my piano teacher taught me, and how I was more advanced than many of her students, and so told me, in front of my peers and my mother, that I was not good enough to participate in the state solo festival. She would not give me the form. We had to procure it from the district instead. She also hated how I excelled at reading and playing music for the recorder, and so she refused to give me my “belts” (colored beads to signify our level) and humiliated me in front of the class repeatedly.

    My eighth grade algebra teacher used to fail me on take home tests because I didn’t solve problems exactly the way she showed us in class; I used methods that we had learned for other types of problems that also applied to these. She took points off my tests because I didn’t bring a calculator even though I got 100% without it, because I was able to do it by hand. I had to call my father, who is an engineer, down to the school to shout her down and give me back my A in the class.

    My 10th grade Spanish teacher yelled at me in front of the class numerous times because she didn’t like the way I took notes; she thought that since I didn’t write every word off the slide, I wasn’t getting it all down. I had to explain to her that people who have taken advanced courses, like AP or IB classes, know that in a fast-paced learning environment you need to take quick shorthand notes that contain the necessary information rather than wasting time writing every word. She almost gave me detention.

    My 11th grade English teacher gave me a poor mark on my first short essay because she believed that I was looking up unnecessarily complex words in a thesaurus to try and get better marks. The phrases in question: “laced with expletives” and “bombarded”. She wouldn’t hear any defense from me.

    My 11th grade history teacher failed me on an essay about the 1950s because I misread the prompt. Except the prompt wasn’t words; it was a political cartoon. One of the figures was clearly president Eisenhower, but the other I couldn’t place. My teacher would not tell us who it was. I labelled him as the governor of Little Rock Arkansas during the integration period, and wrote an essay about that subject. My teacher said that no, it was Joseph McCarthy, and that there was a small picture of the man in our textbook and therefore I should have recognized him instantly. Half the class, apparently, did not.

    The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win.

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  5. cutely-perverted:

    bombay-blaster:

    Damn..

    This show is wild. I love it.

    (Source: sandandglass, via laraploxandillustrations)

     
  6. motiveweight:

    nutrientnatalie:

    wow

    Posting again as a reminder of what’s possible…

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  8. kinkstertime:

    the-uncalm-nipples:

    nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

    nateriot:

    Obama on gay adoption 

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    yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

    Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

    That fact isn’t very fun

    (Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via athousandfairytales)

     
  9. wesleh:

    “In the fifth grade I was arrested from school and suspended for a week cause I made blueprints and plans and went through the classrooms stealing all the Goosebumps books. I was successful with three classrooms. The way I did it, every week I came home with a certain amount. I had numbers one through 73. Then I fucking got caught. And I was a little smartass, so I was like, What a coincidence! A black youth getting arrested for wanting to read. So I made a list of everyone I thought snitched on me, who I was going to kill and torture.” 
    — Tyler, The Creator.

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  10. averypottermormon:

    pezzington:

    fithome:

    imgonnariverdance:

    shadowkat104:

    kellyjacobsbooks:

    HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

    Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

    NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

    Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

    However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

    A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

    A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

    Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

    The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

    Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

    Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

    major signal boost

    Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

    This could save many lives, reblog

    http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp

    thank god for people like you who add sources

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  13. 221bbakerstreetissherlocked:

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    Guys it’s been roughly eight years since Pluto was demoted and we’re still all like

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  14. beesmygod:

    evitron:

    google boob

    fbi put your hands in the air

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